you let them shenan once, they’ll shenanigan

bitch this my world fuck you

A FUCK

the way my eyesight is set up, don’t ever assume i saw you

Don’t hold the elevator doors open for me I don’t want to be in there with you

i love coming to my senses.. yes you know what fuck you

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

i hate sentences that start with "you need to" cause i don't need to do sht actually

messaging my coworker who is a full grown man: hey girl got a question for uuu

I use Apple Pay for everything. My card is somewhere living its own life.

"you smell good" is one of the most elite compliments.

I’ll decline tf out of a morning call. Yes I’m up but I haven’t even spoke to myself yet damn

gas $4 , taxes due , we at war , you ugly , i'm just not in the mood

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

"How you tired & you work from home?" Bitch i still had to think for 8hrs regardless of where the thinking took place.

Yet another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

i hate sentences that start with "you need to" cause i don't need to do sht actually

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂