It’s senior night! AKA prank night. Come out and support us! #crash #gameday #seniors

We love our seniors! Now let’s win this one! Senior, Sketo with an awesome goal for JV! #crash #pranknight #gameday #seniornight

Sketo and I talking about Silence Of The Lambs Me- “talking about him eating people made me really nauseous” Sketo- “yeah I don’t know why it didn’t make him nauseous either”

*in bookstore* Brother: "is it okay to be sitting on this bench" Me:"I think so I've seen other people do it" Brother: "well other people do drugs so..." Me: "valid"

The new batman movie was really good but I feel like it could have been about an hour shorter if batman would have emerged from the shadows a little faster...

Me signing up for hard classes vs me actually taking hard classes

*Kelly and I driving past a field at a turn* Me: "ope it's a corn year" Kelly: "oh crap it is...I hate that...are you SURE it's not beans" Me: yeah buddy that's corn Kelly: crap The most Indiana conversation to ever occur

Just had a 12 year old walk up to me at the gym to inform me that my squats weren't deep enough...bro I got knee problems mind your buissiness

Me in HS: Ya I’m involved in 13 clubs, I have a 4.0, and I’m on 5 sports teams. Me in College: So good news, I’m passing

I absolutely love sunny days like today because that means there’s more dogs hanging their head out the windows for me to see while driving down the road, and that to me is better than any other form of serotonin you can buy

Do y’all ever open your computer and 1,000 tabs open and start twitching and you just think “me too.” ? Because same

If you aren’t collectively singing “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” with your coworkers at 8:15 p.m having the best night of your life what are you even doing

*at work (in a hospital) sitting quietly when suddenly we hear a strange noise* Coworker: *looks up* “There’s a duck” Me: “There is definitely a duck”

This morning I bombed an organic chem exam and then was chased by geese as I left said exam. Today can only go up for here and that’s putting me in the best mood ever. #finals #almostdone #damngeese

If they find this Titanic submarine it’s going to be one heck of a Tom Hanks movie #MissingSubmersible #futuremovie