It’s time to take things to higher heights.

Need to get more sexier and more fit and more money, just more more moreeeeee

I really hate the fact that I almost picked up a stray dog on the road today and my first afterthought was that it was a kidnapping tactic and I could potentially miss out on the sweet potato pie tomorrow

Every year I nearly pass out from starvation because we eat no earlier than 6pm

Now what’s wrong with fashion fair? Lmfao

This narrative that working for your body in the gym is better is a bunch of bs… I almost passed out in my cycling class today and they had to put a cold towel on my head and feed me apple juice to revive my body. CLEARLY this is not for me

So apparently a lot of y’all didn’t watch Buckwild on MTV

You might catch me on the no fly list if anyone ever tried this. Exactly why I put a lock on all my travel bags.

A mortgage on a half a million dollar house isn’t even $3700. Just to put that into perspective.

Live footage of @zacharyxjames

I called myself doing a “beginners” Pilates class earlier this week and haven’t been able to stand up straight or walk the same since. Finna go to the ER cause I’m scared

Is a brand new accord not $24k??

I’m pro HOA all day. idc idc idc

Well it ain’t Renaissance, I’ll tell you that

This would’ve been my 13th reason and I’m so fr

It’s too much led in those Stanley cups. It’s making ppl go CRAZY

Since when is galentines only for singles? Like I just love my girls single or not— so let’s celebrate

This how I feel about ppl who order fries with their wings cause why you not full off the chicken alone?

This AT&T SOS outage was the final straw… I’ve been looking for a reason to switch carriers.

Ngl that Crumbl tres leche cake is better than their cookies