Me lookin at the waiter bring out my food

Crazy thing about being a wild animal you just gotta eat that shit & keep it pushing. Ain’t no painkiller no hospital none of that shit lil buddy. AND the wolves already tracking you by scent as we speak

when i supposed to have drinks but the drinks are having me

someone call up paramore STAT

I’m not exaggerating when I say this commercial completely changed my life

for everyone asking what RM looks like

BTS WILL BE BACK IN 9 MONTHS!!!!!! WE’RE OFFICIALLY AT THE PREGNANT STAGE!!!!!!

i work, so my cat can sleep all day

“wyd after work?” me already in bed:

the vibe i bring to the function

“no matter who is president jesus is king”

give this diva a gun right now

i keep thinking this time the end will be different but it isn’t

see shes better than me because if i was her i’d call him a fat cunt on national television

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

JUSTICE FOR AMERICA!!! GET HIS ASS KAMALA