Saw someone at the gym at 7am on the stairmaster reading a book?????? Okay you woke as fuck like what the actual hell

this is what clocking out feels like

obsessed with skincare i really spend whatever on it

y’all are strong id absolutely leave a man if his mom didn’t like me

i like when spongebob calls him “gare bear” 🐌

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

The first thing I do when I wake up is try to sleep again.

common

Can a day go without making me cuss?

i'm in my element (air conditioning)

the bond between a girl and her notes app is historical

never been really big on gender roles. but some shit really is for boys… not cleaning no gutters bro.

i love the word “also” bc i’m literally never done talking 

i don’t even know why boys have birthdays it’s not like they fucking grow up

*puts on perfume that i wore during a traumatic time in my life*

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

if i wore a mood ring it would burst into flames immediately

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me