Chambersburg, Pennsylvania 🇺🇸

That’s for 9/11

#tapin to the ground invasion of Tehran

You can get a lot higher without drugs than with them

I’m too white for this spice

Neill Blonkamp was so based for making an entire movie about how, even if we got to space, third-worlders would do anything and everything to follow us and burn it all down

Throat started closing in class and I just took a sip of RedBull and it fucking disappeared?

Someone just tried to explain this new trend “frame-mogging” to me…

rip kristi noem. i’ll put down some dogs in your honor tonight

There are Saddam Husseins everywhere for those with eyes to see

Happy #ThirstyThursday to whose who celebrate #Madagascar

No no no, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Georgia, South Carolina, and Louisiana are all terrible horrible places. The worst 7 states in the union by far. You should never, under any circumstances, move from any other area of the country to any of those states that I

Let the record stand I am actually illiterate and undiagnosed

House Majority PAC I standby it, this shit was funny as hell.

SOONERS

My body my choice means I am choosing to drink tonight and if my body doesn’t want to I will take every dam medication to ensure I do

Few understand the concept of penile rifling