Let’s rewrite: Two terrorists opened fire on Jews during a Chanukah celebration at Bondi Beach. I know, it’s hard to write it like it is. But the truth matters.

“The worst World Cup I’ve been to was in South Africa” Ok, well don’t ever come back. 👋

This is very selfish, sure, but I’d love to see an Formula 1 weekend take place over the festive season.

Cool. Can we stop with the “robbed” narrative now?

Signed an agreement to play the SA20. Sold for a mere R500,000. Decided he didn’t want to play (even after signing an agreement) and bolted to another country / tournament. Clearance refused due to signed SA20 agreement. On the face of it, an odd court decision.

Soon we’re all going back to mIRC.

I’m a little worried that South African social media warriors seem to be totally oblivious to the fact that our Army ignored an instruction from our President. Have I got the story wrong, or is my feed just not lighting up with the shock and horror?

Yah buddy. We’re all “taxed a lot”. Football players aren’t special.

I am super emotional about Woolworths SA removing these crisps from the chip lines. Genuinely, I want to picket or something. I surely can’t be the only one 😭

What’s going on with this egg Woolworths SA? Is this normal or should I be concerned to crack it open over the pan? Never see such an egg.

You could literally post anything right now with a claim that “it’s XYZ” and each one’s loyal base will claim, repost, and respond to it, as if it’s fact. Verify what you consume before you assume.

What ever happened to South African Army General Maphwanya? Just wondering.

Oh no 😞

Super excited to launch this podcast with Ash Müller. A first-hand deep dive into her journey from being a property broker to becoming an expert in property media. With loads of insights in between. I’m sure you’ll enjoy our conversation! 🎙️ open.spotify.com/episode/1aDS3Z…

I think Elon Musk should add an “is this real” button on every post. You know how the translate feature works? Yeh, like that. This app would be a better place.

There is no ways a Horner-Newey partnership works in this era of F1. Not to mention, Horner would want a piece of the action if he were to return. Ownership. Surely not going to settle for being fired again. Anything can happen. It’s F1.

While F1 is on a break, and drivers are probably doing I don’t know what, Max is up in Germany racing cars. Incredible. He truly is one of a kind! Haters can hate 👋

Trump says they’re negotiating a deal. Iran says they’ve not spoken to Trump. So who’s talking to who?

Guys. How crunchy are Woolworths SA grapes right now? You’d be forgiven for thinking they’re deep fried!

Whenever I see a loaf and a KFC South Africa logo, I’m reminded of a Streetwise Chow and how KFC Admin never invited me to that one very special edition launch 😞