unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

And there it is……

te parecen bien 47 libros en mi mesita de noche

In 5000 years, this will be discovered by future digital archaeologists as an example of a 21st century joke, but they will lament that the meaning and why it was considered funny has been lost to time

I’m NotDevinsMom Moron

you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱

“What rights do men have that women don't?” I mean... if you really want to play dumb, go ahead. But the reason we even HAVE this conversation is because only 14 out of 195 countries give women full legal equality. And yes, I can literally name all of them, because the list is

HOLY SHIT. This is EXACTLY how you cook a misogynist.

latin americans, filipinos and europeans:

That's what happens when you meet a guy whose entire job for decades has been shaking hands

"a bad daughter is just an average son"

Blue literally won the twitter poll and this is most cynical place on earth and somehow red voters seem to think that its impossible for blue to win. Blue already won guys.

She has the most iconic line in the goddamn franchise idc

My favorite gay straight man

que te mee encima el rey más pringado del mundo es un golpe del q no te puedes levantar

Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.

La première fois que j'ai vu ce dilemme, j'ai moi aussi instinctivement pris de haut les bleus en pensant qu'il fallait être teubé pour pas voter rouge Sauf que j'ai complètement oublié un détail important Une partie non négligeable de la population ne peut pas faire de choix

To add to the a million things said about Mad Men lately: when they do flashback scenes and John Hamm needs to appear younger, he simply acts happier and dumber, and it completely works