I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

The sun and 70 degree weather has me feeling like a brand new woman (i just want to lay outside)

Out shopping and had to go run out to the car because I have a sinus infection and keep getting coughing fits. So while I’m fighting for my life coughing, some dude tries to be like “heyyy honey”. THE AUDACITY OF MEN LET ME CHOKE IN PEACE.

April vibes were too notch 🙌🏻

But like May has the Kentucky derby AND the Indy 500 so I am STOKED. 🐎🏁🐎🏁

Went solo to carb day and 1: it was SO FRATTY. I LOVE IT HERE. 2: cannot recommend weinermobile races enough. No notes.

Girlhood really is crashing out in the basement with your best friend, watching spirited away, and talking mad shit. I love it here ☺️

Bear apparently has big feelings about ranch dressing

When your canned cocktail says “2+ shots” WHAT IS THE PLUS

Also when you pull the cord on the bus for the next stop and the bus driver just….ignores that 🥲 Plans to continue drinking foiled, forced to go home instead.

Throwback to last year’s home opener 🙌🏻

Idk why people love southwest because the flights I just booked weren’t any cheaper than any other airline AND I don’t get to pick my seats? Genuinely a nightmare.

My therapist: yeah you seem different today, like your vibes are better Me: girl, I’m medicated now 💅🏻

Cannot WAIT to see Purity Ring this weekend 😍

Wellbutrin is doing amazing things for me but also CAN WE JUST ADJUST TO IT ALREADY??? Because I feel like I’m crawling out of my skin 10% of the time and I hate it.

the drunk texts are charging up in our bodies right now

Shoutout to the guy on the bus wearing a walrus onesie. Hell yeah.

My Wellbutrin intake has increased and it’s causing my drinking ability to decrease and like, mixed feelings about that.

Goal for 2026 is more concerts. Just more. Also 2-3 days of lolla???? 1 was simply not enough

Jeff: do you still want to go out for dinner? Me: …I don’t think I should be allowed in public in my current state