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Ash 🦩

@ashcoolier

married life. cat borrower. too bougie for my own good. consistently in chaos mode. war eagle 🦅

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calendar_today05-08-2011 16:33:34

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Out shopping and had to go run out to the car because I have a sinus infection and keep getting coughing fits. So while I’m fighting for my life coughing, some dude tries to be like “heyyy honey”. THE AUDACITY OF MEN LET ME CHOKE IN PEACE.

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Went solo to carb day and 1: it was SO FRATTY. I LOVE IT HERE. 2: cannot recommend weinermobile races enough. No notes.

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Girlhood really is crashing out in the basement with your best friend, watching spirited away, and talking mad shit. I love it here ☺️

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Also when you pull the cord on the bus for the next stop and the bus driver just….ignores that 🥲 Plans to continue drinking foiled, forced to go home instead.

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Idk why people love southwest because the flights I just booked weren’t any cheaper than any other airline AND I don’t get to pick my seats? Genuinely a nightmare.

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Wellbutrin is doing amazing things for me but also CAN WE JUST ADJUST TO IT ALREADY??? Because I feel like I’m crawling out of my skin 10% of the time and I hate it.

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My Wellbutrin intake has increased and it’s causing my drinking ability to decrease and like, mixed feelings about that.