//I'm bored. Something happen.

"You can't even beat a harassment charge."

"I'm sayin' you wouldn't even be able to beat the court system, let alone some fictional alien guy."

"I do that pretty often, people are always surprised. Y'all know I'm a doctor, right?"

"Hey, you don't just stop bein' a doctor just because your license got pulled."

"Gettin' your license pulled just means you can't practice whatever you do. You're thinkin' of having your degree taken, and I don't think they can do that. Are you saying I ain't qualified? I'll fucking kill you!"

Aggressively poking back.

Obnoxiously laughing at the name "Scissor Sisters."

"Scissor Sisters!" Wheezing.

That's my favorite superhero.

Hah, Ivy thinks she was her first.

Ivy should've seen her during college.

I may not be packin' but my personality is ten inches.

The penalty for animal abuse is death.

Grilling a sandwich.