Talk that SHIT!

Baking soda is wild. You can make some delicious pastries to eat with your mouth or you can get rid of dirt and grime build-up in those hard to reach places around the house.

What a fucking idiot. Just entirely clueless about racial injustice in America. Also, you don't get to change the meaning of a word and then attack people for using it. Clown shit.

If you’re not a little scared at the bathhouse, you’re at the wrong bathhouse

Oh you "wrote the idea down on the back of a napkin"? Did you? Did you really? Were you at a Chipotle? Big writing utensil guy? Grow up.

Bigoted ass boy

Every movie trailer in 2022: “Oh THIS movie? Yeah… you’re gonna wanna see it in theaters”

Define “woke”

Can’t wait to see everyone’s Ring Video Doorbell Year in Review

Important read

Justin Timberlake really thought he was doing some shit with that beatboxing

1 dash of angostura bitters

uh… what?

You talking about the all star game?

Peanut M&Ms are the Diet Coke of candy

I tell you what… that Skyrizi lady really sings the fuck of that “nothing is everything” joint

Best not think too much about the words “sour cream”

More of this please.

I’d like to believe that if I were in college right now I wouldn’t be an AirPod Max girlie, but who’s to say really

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