"Perhaps you could find another way next time. Such as handing me mead.'

Distractions

He's decided to change things up today and is currently walking through the gardens.

|| I know it's only been five days but what do you think of my Thor? Is it bad? It's bad right? It's bad.

"Some day this throne will be mine. . . Not a fan of the breeze though. Might see about moving it when I'm king."

|| I have this crazy idea for a batman villain.

"Then I shall beat them both!"

"Hm. . . I think I'll stick with sparring."

Let's fight on Hel's Well ♡♡♡

Bursts through the head of a giant.

Today is a good day! For Thor to get drunk.

"The only good Jötunn is a dead Jötunn. Now let's make these Jötunn good!" Proceeds to kill 30 giants.

|| I tweet the way I think. With numerous spelling mistakes

Down falls four more trolls. He's on a roll today.

Cleaves the head of a draugr in half. "Haha! I've returned from my hunt!" He's been trapped underground for the past few months.

|| Why the hell am I being recommended smut? This isn't a lewd account! Are you primarily a lewd account? Be gone! Leave me! I'm not interested in seeing this stuff.

He's returned from a hunt! And now he shall drink the week away!

He's here!

He got bored of fighting with the hammer. Now he's hunting on Midgard.