We all got that one friend that’s always trying to bring up “Kill the Boer” in every conversation

Use the difficulties.

I'm not allowed to bring food into the mech only a water bottle and it can't be filled with soda only water.

My mech just made a strange noise like a growl.

I just want my insurance to pay for a flight to Turkey.

Been there.

They said I could have just one earbud in while I'm piloting my mech so i can still hear instructions from the Lt. but I can still listen to Maroon 5.

Do you know which button on here is the air condition?

Change it bruh I don’t like the way this song talks about women

meen and sheen ✌️

my fav

You're gonna be sweating at your desk holding your gut breathing through your mouth for 2 hours after this.

White people be like Sakura Wars 2 just got an English patch.

Good thing he was born in the 19th century otherwise he would have died at 22 from an ATV-related neck injury.

I'm obsessively online, and love the academy awards, and I Dont remember this AT ALL. Anybody else?

Lt. slapped my back hard and congratulated me on being the first gay mech pilot they ever had but I don't remember even telling him.

After a long search, uncertain that it even existed, I finally located the CD-ROM TRIPITAKA 玄奘三蔵求法の旅, the elusive sequel to the legendary Cosmology of Kyoto. Here is the ISO for your emulational pleasure. archive.org/details/tripit…

As a bisexual male... yep, we're not fooling anyone 😭