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asif khan

@asayf

will work for food; building @andokitchens ++

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Regular snack while in Tokyo - easily found at any 7-11 ‘konbini’.

Pocari Sweat, Chicken Salad (but I’d add the roasted sesame dressing), and a tuna-mayo onigiri.

All in - about $4!

Regular snack while in Tokyo - easily found at any 7-11 ‘konbini’. Pocari Sweat, Chicken Salad (but I’d add the roasted sesame dressing), and a tuna-mayo onigiri. All in - about $4!
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I made about $5m (after tax) in the 2021 crypto cycle.

I'm currently at about $25m (+/-) w/ a target of $100m by early next year.

I basically went to cash in late 2021 (the top) and stayed in cash for about a year. This was really hard, because you need to fight the fomo. Cash…

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ALL LAND OWNERS IN KAREN OUGHT TO LIST LAND AT THE FOLLOWING PRICES:

ONE ACRE: KSHS 100,000,000
HALF ACRE: KSHS 50,000,000

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ALL LAND OWNERS IN KAREN OUGHT TO LIST LAND AT THE FOLLOWING PRICES: ONE ACRE: KSHS 100,000,000 HALF ACRE: KSHS 50,000,000 THREAD🧵
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We’ve been trying for decades but our roads are never fixed. I’m suggesting a name change for potholes.

What if we called them dimples?

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We are a poor country and we cannot have politicians earning Ksh 50,000,000/year - Aaron Cheruiyot

There, fixed it.

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When asked what a humane ai pin does well, this is what someone working at humane says:

‘One of its key features is…you can return it’.

Brilliant.

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I found a nifty hack to this. If you check the duty free section of any airport online and you don’t find Yves Saint Laurent’s Le Vestiaire Des Parfums collection - don’t choose that route😅

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I’ve never seen such a fall from grace as the one seen at Schiphol Airport. About 8-9 years ago, this used to be to be considered a destination - and now, it’s a faded, jaded relic of the past.

It’s also the only major international airport I’ve been to that closes at 9pm and…

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As someone who truly enjoys food - one of the realizations I’m glad I had very early in life was - the Michelin Star guide is hugely over-rated.

You’ll find gems here and there in the guide - but most experiences tend to be average at best.

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They call Tokyo the home of the best pizza in the world.

They are not wrong.

📍Pizzeria Da Isa, Tokyo (one of the world’s top Pizza restaurants)

They call Tokyo the home of the best pizza in the world. They are not wrong. 📍Pizzeria Da Isa, Tokyo (one of the world’s top Pizza restaurants)
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Why does Perplexity want me to sign in - been prompted almost every day now - and the skip button is quite hidden in a clever UI hack.

I don’t see the need for an account, Perplexity, please.

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