… is this ship kinda sexy, or is it just me?

-Falls asleep in the cockpit trying not to laugh at a joke nobody else would get- #offline

-wakes up with a groan, half remembered dreams nagging at her subconscious. She manages to ask EDI about the status of the retrofits-

“97% complete.” Not a moment too soon, I should think…

… 97% /may/ have to be enough.

Wha… what the hell /is/ that thing?!

-fingers fly over the haptic consoles, pulling the Normandy into gear- EDI. Open up... (cont) tl.gd/lh76pv

NO SAM, WE ARE NOT GOING BACK FOR YOUR TOOTHBRUSH.

Goddess. That was harrowing. Let’s get this thing to Mars before they notice we’re not trapped under fifty tons of rubble, okay?

-sends Liara T'Soni a message- [Normandy is nearing your location. Do I need to come extract you, or should I just send a shuttle?]

// No worries, cutie~

… yeah … I /maybe/ just /might/ have a few unexplored issues I need to work out. Heehee~

Seriously, she took the words out of my mouth…

Liara T'Soni Candy -His lip quirked slightly- I’m sorry, Doctor, but you ... (cont) tl.gd/lid7ul

// … stupid cutscene disguised as a chase sequence … should’ve just let me shoot her in the leg …

// … so, sans Shepard, somehow … we made it off Mars without hospitalizing any crew members. This is gonna bite us in the ass later, Huh?

-heads back for the cockpit, sparing a knowing wink and a smile for Traynor on the way before collapsing with a sigh-

-Plays Galaga while flying- #Multitasker

Mmmm. Yeah, EDI, just… talk some more… keep talking~

-Enjoys the leather seats- -does pilot things-