I really need clavicular to be ok

Detransitioning [replacing “diva” with “playa” in my vocabulary]

I actually thought howling mutant would be hotter.

My dad definitely had a crush on Abby from the “Dear Abby” advice column when I was in middle school.

😑😑😑

The buttmog girl is skinny now. The past is a foreign country.

what the fuck are you talking about

Gay guy coworker telling me about "the worst foursome ever," and how the other three guys were on too much GHB and started talking about politics and got too mad to fuck.

Nurse at my breast aug consult whispered “go big or go home” while excitedly grabbing the next largest size silicone mock-up without me asking.

Buffalo is a good place to get your life together and experiment with incorporating AAVE into your speech.

Tbh it would slay sooooo hard if the tr4nnies who did defense contracting were hot. But anyways

Met a guy with a real just-like-in-the-movies Boston accent for the first time tonight (and that dumb hat/cap thing they like to wear to boot!). He was borderline falling asleep at the bar. Is it always like this?

Using Grindr as God intended: messaging my gay coworkers to ask them to pick up my shift.

Humiliating to be a single woman at a death metal show.

My most millennial trait is that I love cutting a hamburger in half with a big serrated knife.