Why am I just seeing this 😂😂😂

Quick thread on changes to emergency medicine billing requirements coming in a few months (Jan 1, 2023)! Most importantly: goodbye to the absolutely inane HPI, ROS, and PE elements for billing. Hooray! Instead, EVERYTHING is based on medical decision-making (MDM). ⬇️⬇️

box: meow schrodinger: ignore that

just heard someone say “they’re not symptoms of depression, they’re blues clues” and that’s how i’m going to explain being sad forever now.

Looks like the red wave was actually just some mid-cycle spotting.

Medicine makes things weird. A taco for breakfast? Amazing. TACO for breakfast? Oh hell no.

Volkswagen Italy, please never change your Instagram handle.

Thank you to Arjun Arya, MD, MSc. Angela Zhang (张可赟), MD, Chidimma J. Acholonu, MD MPH Joe Thomas, MD, FHM for sharing their experiences as relatively new doctors for this feature at Medscape! medscape.com/viewarticle/98…

“Have you heard of Murphy’s law?” “Yeah.” “What is it?” “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong” “Right. Have you heard of Cole’s law?” “No, what is it?” “Thinly sliced cabbage.”

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

i really do b having the time of my life idk what i did to deserve this but i'm loving every second of it ❤️

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: 0mg

RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

From BMJ . Hilarious note on misspelling of antimicrobials and their new definitions . Aztreoman 😂

‘23 can you do something for me

i fucking love house music