Attention, residents of King's Landing and The Red Keep... If any of you should have received a well-drawn image of a disembodied penis and balls unexpectedly, via Raven... It belongs to Otto Hightower. Please be certain to deliver it to him at your earliest convenience.

He may, should the cause arise... Though for the moment he thought he may woo her with his singing.

Hey, I just wanna be clear with everyone. If you have a problem with me personally, we can figure out a solution for it together. We can find a way to fix it. We can split up and search for ways to fix things. I'll go left, and you can go fuck yourself.

Aemond if it was Modern Era: "I'm dying my hair black! And my new name is 'Prince Painfire'! Nobody knows what I'm going through! I wanna be King, too!"

Reading The Citadel's Notes on Targaryen History: "Then Prince Daemon banged his brother's daughter; whom obviously was also his nephew's sister, and also was his niece; and then made her his wife, thus making her his nephew's aunt, and his brothers sister-by-law."

⠀ ⠀🏵️ 𝐒𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝙾𝚏 𝙷𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚗 ๑ Male ๑ 2𝓧 ๑ Knight Of The King's Guard, Third Son of Mace Tyrell, Elder Brother of Queen Margaery. ๑ Sworn Shield of the Queen.

Someone kept asking me to "join the darkside," and I honestly have no idea what it means, so just started dressing in black, so they'd stop asking.

"I serve the Crown, and at the Crown's pleasure..."

//: People really out here soft-blocking you for not replying to their random DM in the first 20 minutes, lol. Like, "oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. fuck me for putting my phone down for a few minutes to live my life outside of Twitter. Sorry for being a piece of shit like that." 😅

Be a dear and pass it along to the Lord Hand, would you? And tell him, "The Prince of the City sends his regards."

For the last time... I am NOT "The Queen's Sister"...

No need to raise an alarm, Ser Jaime. Merely return any such drawings to the hands of Lord Otto Hightower as quickly as possible. He would be most bereft if he weren't able to add them to his extensive collection.

This is whom we're entrusting the Kings life to.

Accurate.

|| I think everyone just needs to accept that using any "Real Person" as a FC in Fictional RP is a gigantic gray area. People use Cis-Females as "Femboys," and they use cis-males as "trans-males," and straight males/females as gay, or bi. I think we all need to chill a little.

It all sounds rather slutty, if you ask him.

How much time do you have? And would you prefer alphabetical or chronological order?

Why did Margaery tell him "Two out of three is still good"?