People are apparently posting baby photos here, which poses quite a problem for me. Nobody can take a photo of me, the universe seems to not allow it. The camera malfunctions or the photo gets corrupted… I’d post a blank white square, but I think that’d be missing the point.

Back to pitching, huh? Feel free to ask if you need any pointers when it comes to batting, 🎸Tot Clark🎸. I’m sure you’re going to do better than I did switching roles.

I’m really starting to think the lobster suit is a hindrance—it’s not even October anyways. We still want to lose, right? Lose to win?

((If any of you have any specific questions, feel free to ask them!))

It feels like I'm pitching better than I ever have before. Every part of my pitching motion feels... *right* right now. I can't keep this up forever, but I hope I'm doing well enough to be helping.

She should… give it back, right? There’s no knowing what consequences that’ll have…

Too much has happened. I'm sure we'll see the Breath Mints again. Stay safe, everyone.

If anyone needs anything, I’ll be in the usual place up by the garden. There are a lot of emotions around right now, I’m all ears.

x.com/BlaseballPolls…

Two years.