Too bad this doesn't have any sound.

"Well, I can hear Sasuke fucking Sarada from across the village, and Ino acts oddly sexual around Inojin..." Huh. Let him think for a bit. x.com/TheShyOppai/st…

"Well, I quite honestly didn't need to hear that. Uhhh... Should I be letting Inojin have sex with Ino, in that case? I do that just fine." x.com/TheShyOppai/st…

"Hmm... That sounds fun. Do you do that with Hokage-sama and Boruto? Actually... He is probably never around for that, huh?" x.com/TheShyOppai/st…

"That's true. What better way for them to bond than both fucking you senseless? Heheh~." "Well, Sakura will sometimes have me over to -- x.com/TheShyOppai/st…

"Kiba's just like a dog, ogling his own mother." Shit, she's super hot, can he be blamed?

Can't hear Boruto's bullshit over the sounds of his mother choking on his cock. "Hm~?"

|| What to expect when fucking Sai.

"Saturday? Well, I respect women on Saturdays. Why?"

|| Time for sleep. Bye, I'll try to exist tomorrow.

"Sunday, my favorite day of the week~." .... "Because Ichiraku is having a sale."

"What a woman she is..! I could get used to this."

|| Can someone respond to this tweet? I think my mentions are broken but I wanna test it.

|| Nevermind, mentions are not crash.

Reels his arm back. Real far. NYOOM. There goes his hand. Palm colliding with @BustyIno's ass. "Huh. I wonder why everyone does that?"

"Goodness, must you have that attitude all the time?"

|| Hey, you all should probably block @/lewd7thHokage. He sent me a link that was disguised as an Instagram link and my UN and I am 99% sure it would have compromised my account had I clicked it. So yeah, just be safe friends.

"No, no, I apologise for being absent. I am well aware of your needs, so if you'll allow me to, I will make it up to you." x.com/FlowerOfTheLea…