“punisher” by phoebe bridgers turns 5 this month

in 1st grade i got in trouble for giving my classmates these exact mints at my all girls private school which is arguably sick as fuck

eating strawberries with mama

i am begging Lisa Vanderpump to give her a job at SUR

how the fuck are europeans depressed like just walk to the next country over, drink a natural wine or some dumb shit, and shut the fuck up

letterboxd but for love island episodes

hideous evil creatures all basking in each other’s egos

guy who doesnt respect the walkie talkie rules: ugh, im so hungover guy who does: rlly 👀? over

This would happen to Lena Dunham every three episodes of Girls

this is probably someone's challengers

Love drinking water in bed without sitting up, where the liquid sort of sits at the bottom of your oesophagus and you almost throw up or die. It’s just one of those things I can’t imagine Obama doing

she thinks everything a joke

two faced bitch

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

I say this with genuine zero sense of irony or joke: this is what the internet is truly for. Years and years of celebrating and loving a silly kitty who obsessively enters and leaves his doorway. It can be a good world sometimes.

“I sold 7 million of that album [Fearless] before you did that” she straight up said that to his face