"Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind." - Donald Knuth

"The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim." - Edsger W. Dijkstra

"Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked." - Jeff Pesis

"Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming." - Brian Kernigan

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"The most important property of a program is whether it accomplishes the intention of its user." - C.A.R. Hoare

"I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits." - Kent Beck

"Progress is possible only if we train ourselves to think about programs without thinking of them as pieces of executable code" - E Dijkstra

"Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability." - Edsger W. Dijkstra

"Learning a language is not interesting than knowing how it works." - Ritesh Shrivastav

"Redundant comments are just places to collect lies and misinformation." - Robert C. Martin

"Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet." - Chris Heilmann

"Rules of Optimization: 1: Don't do it. 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet." - Michael A. Jackson

"First, solve the problem. Then, write the code." - John Johnson

"Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable." - Ralph Johnson

"Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind." - Donald Knuth

"The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim." - Edsger W. Dijkstra

"Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked." - Jeff Pesis

"Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming." - Brian Kernigan