Stick is a stick..he was so happy..🐕🐾😅

But your honour you know how I get

the first rule of gun safety is to have fun

do this to become unrecognizable: - sleep 8+ hours - drink 2L of water a day - get sun daily - no sugar - read 30 min a day - workout 3x a day - blow your head smoove off - meditate for 10 min daily

(getting a vision of how i will die, seeing myself dressed as a pirate and bleeding out on the floor of a casino) oh okay that’s not so bad

You are not a real baseball fan until you’ve taken someone’s life in the stands

what the fuck.

I hereby declare Tiger Woods an honorary US Marine Staff NCO for his dedication to infidelity, divorces and DUI arrests

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

what the fuck is this shit

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

“why are you using banned spells” because im lowkey evil dude damn

The Knight of the Flowers, 1894, by Georges Rochegrosse

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

Country is GREAT stop listening to Morgan Wallen