chapek is gonna have to pay $20 to use the individual lightning lane exit

turns out if you piss off the animators they’ll come for your head

distwitter tonight: youtu.be/DXpmunmG5ss

Microsoft is different from other tech giants, because they have a unique strategy where they sell products to users for money. This generates "profits" for them. Really interesting stuff.

Tesla introducing it's full self driving mode and *immediately* blocking the bay bridge with a multi-car pileup is peak San Francisco bullshit

if i didn’t want my whereabouts to be tracked by anyone with a cheap radio, i would simply fly commercial

It’s awesome to listen to @jason destroy his reputation in real time

oh no, the antenna on my roof caught the broadcasts that your private jet broadcast in the clear by law, i guess i doxxed you my bad

Congrats to Katie Notopoulos for hosting the most insane twitter space of all time

imagine being the world’s richest man and not being able to handle some people talking about you on the website that you own

I am not convinced that this alleged economic slowdown is as real as people say. In the tech industry, what I think we might be seeing is extremely wealthy CEOs using concerns over the economy to tighten things up and ensure even higher profits.

i simply love when an *overnight* FedEx Help package which is *at my local delivery depot* gets delayed instead of going out for delivery. classic. no option for me to even go pick it up or anything.

:sigh: alright here i am begging for a bluesky invite code so i can escape this garbage fire

another day of saving the-ROLLS ROYCE ENGINE SPOOL UP NOISES

bro chill

weird how every business leader who wants to have a full “return to office” is invested in corporate real estate

come find me tomorrow! i’ll be in a bright yellow shirt and an orange backpack. #WWDC23