Nie gedacht dak et zou zeggen, maar heb nood aan een knuffel

recreate that 5 goals in 9 mins unc i know u got it in u

“Please God make messi win this match, i will never ask for anything again” And God took that personally.

Ask toni kroos

One thing ima do is gatekeep my personality

Madrid fans didn’t appreciate Messi’s humbleness enough so the football Gods spawned someone who’s going to put belt to ass every chance he gets

Room temperature Palmer

Being compared to Messi

NEVER get mad at your partner for expressing what upsets them... Even if it isn’t deep to you, it may be a serious matter to them. Genuine consideration is key.

Doku na zijn 3e assist tegen de Liechtensteinse minister van volksgezondheid

"There's plenty of fish in the sea" Me:

Always been more of a Dua Lipa fan anyway 🎧

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WHO won it three times???

He literally had two rape cases??? One on 27/05/09 in Rome and the other on 28/05/11 at Wembley

That 10am, 2pm, 5pm, 8pm split for the group stages was special

Bloke Master Oogway's dragon scroll

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "i never once used Microsoft Teams"

This dude will do shit like this and then cry non-stop, he is an accurate Netflix representation of a jew

90 minutes at the Allianz Arena is a long time.