"Even I open doors for women, allow them to enter cars first, and lend them an arm when crossing the street as a compromise with the world, but inside I am telling them to eat shit." --Mishima

Gas went up by 50 cents per gallon mere hours after I filled up. Patriots in control!

Oof, hardest choice of my life. Think I might have to side with the jeet on this one.

My chud son breaking out into the "we don't have to apologize" Jonathan Bowden speech (that I taught him to memorize) after getting caught stealing a cookie from the cookie jar by my bitch wife that we both hate.

学園アイドルマスター、篠澤広が袖なしニットにタイトスカートに手袋をつけているイラストを描きました！ 学マスの中では この子が結構好みです！ スレンダーなところも良いですよね！ この衣装ととっても合います！！

アルトリア・ペンドラゴン

Recently some wires were crossed in my head so now "Scotland Forever" and "Braless Forever" are entangled. I keep seeing some perverted Scot shouting "BRALESS FOREVER" before playing his bagpipes at the head of an activist parade.

Somedays I feel like the only guy on twatter who isn't into lolis. How are you going to breed ugenic specimens with a midget!? Give me a tall flatty!

By 2040 the only extant languages will be English and Japanese, the latter of which is spoken exclusively by autistic White men. Screenshot this.

Beast Mode

I think that zog is beginning to fear me. They should.

Bring me the fiery car crash. Put me out of my misery, Hitler.

Saber

Chopstick rest I made a while ago, trying to decide if I should polish it. This picture kind of sucks, I think it looks quite nice in person. The color really matches the accent on the handle.

Watches Option once:

The 30yo boomer is now 40.

#FeetFriday

"The only difference is the important part"