Speciesism, this girl obviously never got to take home the class hamster #ThisMorning

Xhaka 🤬

Fucking cheat!

. Jacob Rees-Mogg you’re constitutionally irregular!

There’s a woman on #TheCircle that drinks in my pub, apparently she’s pretending to be her son... Her son is a twat, he’s barred from my pub.

7 - Tottenham Hotspur are the first English side to concede seven goals in any European competition since Tottenham Hotspur themselves lost 0-8 to FC Koln in the UEFA Intertoto Cup in July 1995. Spursy.

North London is RED!!!

I try not to tweet political opinions, but as it’s my birthday allow me just one. The Tories do want to sell off the NHS. Not in one go, just bit by bit until it’s unrecognisable. You’ll turn up one day and there will be a priority waiting room. They’ve always been open about it.

You sir (and your son) are massive cunts! I mean absolute thundercunts! Cunts of the highest order, your dad was probably a cunt and his dad was probably a cunt!

There are as many points between 1st and 2nd in the Premier League as there are between 1st and 20th in The Championship.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton

Rattled 😂 #GMB

Mood.

Something a bit fishy about that Trump “assassination” attempt 🤔