I’m running out at the beginning, brother.

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

Clubbing is a phase you go through and get over.

chelsea fans who were laughing at united playing one game a week

Glad we're seeing such high standards on the pitch and not just in the gym

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🚨 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘: 𝗝𝗝 𝗚𝗔𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗟 (𝟭𝟱) is ONE GOAL AWAY from equalling the best scoring season of 𝗔𝗟𝗟-𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 in the U18 Premier League! — FergieStandards

I don’t think you lot are deeping this. HE IS GETTING OUTCOACHED BY A DUDE WITH NO COACHING LICENSE. How does he still have supporters bro?

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.Arsenal Declan Rice

Casemiro's absence means he cannot reach 35 PL starts for the season, which would technically have triggered a one-year extension on his £375k-a-week contract, but the Brazilian is said to have waived that clause anyway #mufc

I’m Vik from Kenya, this is my art

0 wins from home games against Amorim's United, Tudor's Spurs, and McFarlane's Chelsea

FT: Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea. Chelsea break their six-game losing streak in the league, as Liverpool fail to win for the 19th time this season in the Premier League 🙃

Brobbey vs “the butcher”

One of my least favourite games to watch is when multiple senior fringe players get a run out together. When it’s youth, it’s fine, because it just becomes a bundle of energy, but when it’s some seniors thrown together, it’s often rusty & stale You can see the likes of Mount,

Heaven Mbeumo Dorgu On at HT please Bruno ain’t getting an assist with these dynamics

Been a poor performance but what I expected. Players that have come in look very off the pace, namely Lisandro and Zirkzee. We urgently need a proper DM

Mount out. Mateus Fernandes in seems like such a simple, obvious move in the summer. Mase hasn’t even been THAT bad. He just doesn’t have that sparkle to really impact the game

Joshua Zirkzee does not have the necessary levels of DAWG for this. He's self described as a 9.5 but he doesn't have the consistency in his actions to make up for how languid he can be on the ball. For such a tall player, he doesn't look to dominate and use his body consistently.

I tell you what, Dorgu what a fucking player.