If the Yanks really want Snell, have a few guys visit. If dude opens his door & sees Nestor w/ a tub of dubble bubble, Cole w/ a fruit basket, & Judge & Rizzo w/ their friendship bracelets, itd be impossible for him to wanna go somewhere else. #Yankees #YankeesTwitter #RepBX

Making inspirational content is brilliant. Not only can u give advice w/o practicing it, but u can talk as though youre a grandparent sharing your wisdom or giving a HOF induction speech...without ever having to do the work of raising kids or earning a championship ring

When your brother says there's 1 package of pop tarts left but when you check the box it's empty

Today marks 2yrs being on this app I can remember making my acct like it was yesterday...I signed up w/o realizing the name'd be "ARob64483434" & felt itd be too much effort to change it 2yrs later Im still posting about dogs, the Yanks, & making fun of Fast & Furious movies

The guy who helped get Juan Soto to the Yanks showed up to spring training looking like he's 15 years old tryna sneak sour gummy worms from CVS into a movie theater. Sounds about right

🚨Alright #yankees fam, I need you to help me flood the TL in support of one of our own, one of the most loyal New York Yankees fans out there. He needs all the prayers and healing wishes he can get. Please RT or QT in support of Spenc! #repbx Yankees PR Dept.

Rizzo's dog running the bases for him after seeing he hit a grand slam

#YankeesTwitter YT the Yankees have heard you! Things are in motion and me and Victoria are thankful immensely to you all. We are truly filled with the warmth of your kindness. If you ever need us you can count on our support.🙏🙏🙏🙏

Spring Training is like making popcorn in the microwave. It's exciting to see it being prepared, but then you get sick of waiting & just hope nothing burns. Finally, that time is up soon with the Yanks opening day being this week! #Yankees #YankeesTwitter #RepBX

When I wake up from a nap & cant find my dog after 2 seconds:

Havent been on much lately but had to hop on bc the Yanks are going to the world series! I bet Hal is presenting each guy with a custom engraved “2024 AL Pennant" calculator as we speak! Lets go for 28! #Yankees #NYY #RepBX

#Yankees #NYY #RepBX When I leave my dog home alone & suddenly can't remember if I threw out the chocolate from Halloween 2023 or just left it on the floor:

So the 1st 5 innings the Yanks were biting (& missing) low offspeed and couldnt get around on high fastballs. In the 6th, Stanton misses 2 sliders at his ankles, takes a fastball above his head, then launches that slider into the stands. Dude is unreal. #WorldSeries2024 #RepBX

Theme of WS Game 1: Gleyber missed a routine cutoff, allowing Shoehai to advance & score on a sac fly, & 10minutes later a fan easily reached over the wall & caught Gleybers 375ft shot. Cole's start deserves better support. Gotta get the win in game 2! #Yankees #RepBX

When someone asks if you can pick them up from the airport

Yanks start the WS at 0-1. Thats like having a bad day at work/school on Monday. Still got 6 more opportunities to come back even harder. Obviously theyre different & this is a stretch, but u get the point, lets get after it tonight & make it 1-1! #NYY #Yankees #RepBX

Inside the mind of Cole & Hill, trying to stay calm after Hill got Freddie Freeman out without breaking a sweat

Horrendous. Getting hurt is real & messes up ppls lives - especially here, dude’s injured & probably devastated this happened in the series he’s been working toward his whole life. Cheering for it is pathetic.

Jake Paul in a few weeks: "Why are ppl trashing me & still saying I can't fight? I challenged the best, I beat the best, but the haters dont stop. They dont give me the respect I deserve. I grind for all that I have. I had to wake up at 9am to do this podcast."