casual cruelty toward pigeons will be repaid tenfold in your next lifetime

sobbing/dry heaving as i send interview availability for a dream job opportunity…located in seattle 😪😪😪 #icantgoback

Getting ready to hang out with s h e l b so I have to tap into our psychic connection to see who gets to wear The Outfit* tonight *wide leg jeans and a wife pleaser

my friends and i will no longer be discussing our stomach issues at the off chance that the cause of said issues is in fact us talking about them constantly

this is how september is going to be

some days i am functioning well and others i am consuming some form of bread and cheese for each meal of the day

CAITLIN CLARK!!!!! HI HATERS

If you can shoot you can shoot 🤣🤣

the fallacy causation videos have gone too far, i just saw an instagram reel that said, “millennials who partied in your early 20’s…how’s your high energy working breed?” like WHAT? how are those two things connected in ANY WAY this has to stop

mentally and spiritually in a place that can only be described as “yikes”

no one: my retired father at 12:30pm on a monday:

saw a tr*** flag on a grave today at the cemetery (???) which was actually perfect because my dog shit twice and i only brought one bag

are you listening or just waiting to talk?

i feel like i evolved from fish way more recently than most people

pollen aka the devil’s dust aka powdered poison aka satan’s seasoning is really kicking my ass this year

every time my dad calls me