"We're definitely gonna get get fostered now Tee"

it doesn’t matter how much you earned when what you lost was far more valuable: the cow’s trust

Is there no plot Nollywood has not explored?

A fed up Englishman is the funniest thing on Earth, I swear 😭

i need to sit by the ocean and disconnect from the world for like a week

i can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

The George Foreman grill walked, so the air fryer could fly

preventing yourself from crashing out is an underrated skill

there’s no way 2020 was a real year 😭

We have no other choice than to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ.

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations 😭

Texting with someone whose level of humor and sarcasm matches yours >>>

To anyone finding their fire again, may it come back steady, unshakable, and impossible to lose.

365/365

Sometimes you just have to spend silly money in M&S to cheer you up

how life felt at 16 when I’d fall asleep at 4 am reading fanfics/books and wake up early for school with no worries or exhaustion whatsoever

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

how it feels to type in your email and password with a remote