@MattShepN7 Garrus Vakarian This one is fine, herd leader.

@HaydenA_N7 Manipulator of circuits. *nods* This one does not imbibe fermented beverages for amusement.

@HaydenA_N7 This one has never had... soda.

@HaydenA_N7 *sniffs and sips it* Sweet. Carbonation. Artificial syrup. It is most-*accidentally belches in his face* ... ...

@HaydenA_N7 ... this one does not understand the source of such an eruption from within.

@HaydenA_N7 It is most... amusing, to others?

@HaydenA_N7 *squints* The manipulator of circuits has become the manipulator of his air passages.

@HaydenA_N7 *takes a big swig and waits* ... this one is experiencing a most unpleasant sensation.

@HaydenA_N7 ... there is a most sharp pain in this one's side.

[[Offline for dinner]]

*sits in Life Support, blowing on a noise marker, fascinated by the coil of paper*

The bird known as a partridge does not in fact dwell within trees bearing pears.

*missing the presence of the green fairy, she makes a trip to Caelan Linnea 's room*

*returns to Life Support, cheerful she had lightened her fairy's mood*

[[I think it's about time I gave up on this account]]

[[Jeezus, guys, now you're just making me blush. STAHP]]

*going along the rafters, she sprinkles confetti throughout the ship*

*dumps the rest of the confetti on Garrus Vakarian from the ceiling, sneaking away*

*sits in the Mess, trying to make coffee*

@EarthbornBiotic [[What can I say, I have good timing]]