That one time I Dutch Ovened my entire class.

I really need to get this man mane under control. Any recommendations? Omaha area. Not shaving it off, just... under control.

Working on some Robo Animals today

Anyone else get into dingus measuring contests via email with coworkers in other departments, and you don't even know who they are?

Spider bucket part 2 Across the Spider Verse

Here's a hard truth: I once told my team that "everyone is replaceable - including myself" & it upset people. I was called a "shitty boss" for saying that No. I was a realistic & transparent boss. And I was right The point is, just because you hear something you don't like

As a child, constantly thinking about piranhas and quick sand and lasers that could cut you in half. Now? Only sometimes the lasers.

See Geoff run the San Antonio Brahmas out on to the field this Sunday at Noon PT on ABC/ESPN+ This is not a joke.

Took the daughter to the Mario movie. One of the previews was about a duck family heading south. Turns out it's a wholesome movie about bird migration called Migration and not The Duck Hunt movie. Am I wrong to think that? I'm at the Mario movie what do you expect? Read the room!

Nothing quite brings everyone at the bar together like Dennis Leary's Asshole. Capitalization really matters with that last sentence.

There's nothing like the unification of two individuals that share a common distrust and disdain of another. In short, I made a friend.

Working on DC Worlds Collide buckets today

Birds flying against the wind looking stationary still freaks me out.

Me putting in for vacation is me giving heads up to my company, "I won't be in, but you can pay me if you like."

Meeting someone new. It's comforting that no one knows what their doing, and we're all just making it up as we go along

Family of 3 shopping ahead of me. Mom - We need red bull. Kid - Why? Mom - For your teacher. Kid - Why does my teacher need res bull. Me - Cause it's cheaper than coke. The Dad laughs, I laugh, both get the dirtiest look for the mother.

New Mouse & Lamp movie popcorn bucket.

My company is all bass ackwards! Was offered a position in the Engineering Department. Had to decline because they had nothing to do with trains. So certainly the Training Department would, right? Wrong! All I wanted to do is ride the Choo Choo!

10mins into seasoning my cast iron skillet, I learned my smoke detectors worked.

23years and I don't know how to spell my brother's name. I feel like a bad brother, then...