More hair = more emotions!

#TweetYourArmhair Arm Hair Technology

We are extremely pleased to announce Arm Hair Kinect, a technology that will completely revolutionize video gaming as you know it.

Arm Hair Kinect will be able to recognize the individual hairs on your forearms, enabling it to bring YOU into the game in a whole new way.

Disclaimer: Arm Hair Kinect does not work with long-sleeved shirts, people who shave their forearms and @[email protected] // instagram/herrkaschke.

Each hair on the CoD dog was counted by Activison chief dog hair counter Matt Wilson, to really be able to properly model it.

Activision chief dog hair counter Matt Wilson will join us live on stage at the Microsoft press conference at E3 2013.

He’ll tell us how he felt when counting the dog’s hairs, and how these emotions will be brought into the game for the player to experience.

To be able to properly render the hair on the protagonist’s arms and on the dog’s body in CoD Ghosts, the game will run at only 15 FPS.

Hardcore gamers may at first be outraged by this fact, but we think it’s an acceptable compromise between gameplay and emotions.

The game may become less competitive, but in exchange gamers will get pure, unadulterated, hairy emotions.

As announced at the Xbox Reveal press conference, we'll also be able to show the dirt beneath the protagonist's fingernails in CoD Ghosts.

Because gamers do not look at the enemies they are supposed to shoot with their guns, they look at their character's fingernails.

This was found out after extensive focus group testing, which was done by the same company that did it for the first Xbox-Controller.

Madden NFL 25 will include state-of-the-art arm hair!

And, of course, dirt will accumulate under the players’ fingernails! #Madden25

We’re pleased to announce that FIFA 14 will feature Arm Hair Technology as well.

For people asking why there’s still no women’s football in FIFA: women do not have arm hair and can therefore not be rendered realistically.

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