If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.

If love is a battlefield than my bedroom is Switzerland.

There are commercials in front of online trailers now. So I have to watch a commercial to watch a commercial?

Those 'Speed Enforced by Aircraft' signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16.

It would be worth seizing power in Egypt just to re-name the capital Bumfuck.