They were my kardashians

The dust bunnies from big comfy couch

My mom steals fist-fulls of herbs from greenhouses for the dinner she’s making wbu

Easily

Rick Ross wants footage of the person who parachuted into his yard during car show x.com/nojumpermedia/…

Happy bday twin Donald J. Trump enjoy your indictment 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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PSA MCDONALDS SWEET CHILI WRAP HAS RETURNED

I don’t engage in ANY activity where oxygen is measured in time increments

💀💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣

that scene in coven when myrtle was being burned at the stake and yelled BALENCIAGA😭 x.com/Luna_1110_/sta…

There’s an entire generation that has no idea who this is and I just think that’s unfair

“I'll get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you could make as an ADULT.

me when i overshare when i could have been mysterious:

*softly, brow furrowed* ...am I?

“MOVE UR CAR U SQUISHMALLOW SKUNT” - Rowan whilst looking at a car parked in our spot with a squishmallow on the dash

“My password is fuckyoucunt, yenno how you can choose the strong password?”

Toronto why do y’all have no organization when walking in public spaces, like yall don’t walk on the right side??? Why is everyone going in every direction and standing in the way all the time??? I have so many questions