downvoting tweets is so hilarious and deranged i love this app

Happy St. Patrick's Day in Chicago

i’m not irish but i do participate in the irish goodbye and for that i will celebrate

Your 2022 Lineup is here! 🙌 4-Day Tickets on sale today at 12pm CT. lollapalooza.com

after nearly six months of my check engine light being on I’m happy to announce that it just went off by itself. problem solved!

oklama.com

obviously hacked

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

It is perfect weather to spend money

Tell me why as I was swiping on tinder I saw my boyfriend??? Can men be loyal??💔💔💔

your employee just slapped me, called me a bottom, and refused to give me my change KFC

this heat lord

an american icon.

Congratulations to Jhené Aiko and Big Sean 😳🤰🏽 she is now pregnant with their first child together!

YOOOOOOO AND HES 100% SERIOUS???

He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.

i love being a passenger princess

ngl i’m late to everything simply because i’m delusional. I believe I can do anything and 30 mins.

tiktok wdym IM IN THEY CONTACTS????????