“That’s if you’re not too busy doing body shots.”

“Gross. Use protection.”

“By is busy… And if Claude won’t capitalize on free cuddles, I will… Hilda!”

“Really? Okay…”

Why is this more parental supervision than she's ever had before? "Understood!" She gets him. Still, with his approval there's much to think about!

“It’s at 6, don’t be late. Mercie’s on snacks this time so you don’t need to bring anything.”

“Uh oh…Mom’s mad…”

“Gee wonder who.”

“Ooooh and another strike for the leader of the Alliance! I don’t think he’s coming back from this one folks.”

“Excuse me?”

“Go find your girlfriend or something.”

“She is missing! What?!”

“…what’s going on?”

“You say that…but…” Sure doesn’t look it. Could it possibly be…? But why now?

/💛/ Sister idk how to tell you this but I’m not him lmao

/💛/ My only real beef with this is I don’t get my own identity here. Like damn, I pay my bills, I should at least get to have my own name

/💛/ We beat the sock puppet allegations lads!

/💛/ Me when I don’t exist

/💛/ Against your better judgement

/💛/ Foolish