This is what praying with ocd feels like

my budget for September is a smile and i dont know how long that will last 😭

I’m sorry dude I have to go pick up everyone I’ve ever met from the airport

Nice summer insta dump gorgeous. I’m not liking it but I noticed it. Just so you know

just got prescribed the same damn medication as my cat, OK

hey do you wanna date for 6-8 weeks, hang out all the time and do everything together and then block each other on instagram or what

Made the mistake of bringing a banana to work and now I have to fucking eat the banana.

just found out i’m chopped. and also unc

50something year old coworker invited me to happy hour

it depends honestly 😭

just caught myself checking to see if a man has viewed my instagram story …………..

Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now

what if something beautiful and perfect happened in like 16 hours

I am chopped but I am kind

Just spent my money on something i needed

Idc if we’re beefing, if you wanna go see a movie with me lemme know im down ill put the beef aside for cinema 💯

just finished a task that's been hanging over my head since MAY 😍 reward is baking muffins and buying a glass engraver

actually no one see you at your WORST like your coworkers do