you go to bed before 3am and you miss wars and presidential coups and shit…

having male friends is crazy cuz i was crying and they told me "lock in" ?LOCK IN???

You delete someones number and here come Apple Maybe: My Baby

candidacy got approved💅

“don’t tell your man.” me to my man: and they said i shouldn’t tell you

no sleep, 6 movies, one stop and I’m still not there

This cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree.

the boys and ari in Japan>>>

Bitches will have STD's & still call themselves a snack. Okay food poisoning

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

Between creatine, whey protein, gym gears, gym membership, gym sneakers, chicken breasts and other sources of protein, carbs, and shoulder injuries, it might actually be cheaper to be an alcoholic.

JUSTIN BIEBER SINGING BEAUTY AND A BEAT IN 2026 was NOT on my bingo card😭

Maybe I just need to see Bruno Mars perform ‘It Will Rain’ to heal

happy one year to my sweet baby girl and i 🩷

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

this new new hair got me feeling very Latina

went from not liking flowers to loving carnations, i miss getting flowers

Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only!! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth!

“we’re pulling you over bc” sir this aint my first rodeo just put the fries in the bag😭😭