You'd think I'd be doing something clever and productive. But I have no ideas what to do, so I'm gonna go back to scamming the government for my cool and awesome Arihiko painting testing

You live in a mansion yeah? Don’t you have like a chef there or something to make you food?

Fine. But we are getting Taco Bell, I need me a Crunchwrap.

Aight what do you want then? I got like thirty bucks to my name right now. So we should be able get a decent amount of stuff. We are for sure at least getting Baja Blasts, it’s non negotiable.

Parody event but everyone just plays beyblade. You’re welcome for the free idea guys. Arihiko out.

You know too much

I’m still doing side quests

If you are ever lost always consult the local homeless people behind an Applebee’s.

These side quests are really important. It will help me unlock Super Arihiko 3 just so I can do absolutely nothing with it

I can be trusted with a fire arm, and also five dollars

Red Garden isn’t being released until Nasu gives me a full on route. I’m holding him hostage and have been feeding him bean sprouts and flat cherry cokes until he gives me what I want

People talk about Tsukihime characters having long necks, but I also think that Arihiko has a bigger chest than Archer does

//Ive had like nothing in the tank for parodying. I might be washed ngl.

There is no Mahoyo movie, there is no Extra Record, and Res Garden doesn’t even exist.

Too lazy to edit. Just pretend I got my hands on Ea somehow and threatening to use it at a local subway for fucking up my order

Ive returned to do absolutely nothing!