when the dj plays a buildup for a song you love then you get all excited and then they drop it into a completely different tune that's still sick but not what you were expecting

How tf do y’all go Christmas shopping and not just buy yourself a bunch of shit…. Like girrrrrl I deserve this.

this “boring life” you living gon save you from a whole lotta fake shit

I piss and poo…. I piss and poo but mostly pee

You know you’re gettin old when you get stoked about a new set of kitchen knives and a memory foam mattress topper 🥲

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

:o

Hi it’s me. EVERY night. Even if I work early af in the morning.

Oh and i didn’t even get started on fools who hulk out when they can’t find their vape I’ve seen chicks lift couches wit one hand when a vape goes missin

Anyone else have an emotional support hair tie that goes everywhere you go, that you favor over all the others?? Just me?? 😂

Day dreamin bout this fest and this night

Goin zip lining today 🌞

Charlesthefirst on the beach in Hawaii is top tier 🥲🌞🌈🕊️🏝️

I’m not sure of the correct way to say Hyundai.. but I fucking HATE when people pronounce it “hun-DIE” instead of “hun-day” Drives me nuts.

Yooo 20$ from almost on an empty tank just got me wellll past half a tank. I’ll take it.

*shawn about to take cold medicine* *opens fridge* “I should probably chase this with something”

Nothing makes me do more self care than preparing to leave for a Bach party 😂 Hair done, lashes done, brows tinted, toes done 🧚🏼‍♂️🧚🏼‍♂️