guys just found out I was ON the same boat as the poop cruise 💀

my pastor said: “never waste time defending yourself. your friends don’t need it, and your enemies don’t care… someone get that tattooed” we love pastor rick 🤣

God forbid a girl was ovulating 🙄

lowkey I would be more comfy watching this from my couch

this “friends to lovers” stuff on love island makes me sob everytime 🥹

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

Probably one of my favorite videos of all time

i’m so overstimulated

“you’re too much and also not enough” ABSOLUTELY FOUL !!!

how it feels to say womp womp and just go about my business

no one told me weapons had a thing that looked “clownish”

I love standing still as protest to a djs bad decisions

I need a son asap

my boogers are black

I had such a bad headache and my student came and prayed for me 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I’m so overstimulated I’m nauseous

“did he get the huzzz?” “yeah he got ms. alfaro” a convo I overheard between our coach and my old student about an old coworker 💀💀💀💀 I CANT BREATHE