Bathing suit companies these days are like “Oh you have labia? Sorry!!!! We don’t do that :/“

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Keep me different lord, i don’t mind being left out.

I had big plans of kayaking and catching a tan this summer but all I’ve managed to do is sit inside, play my ukulele, and take big naps

Do I own Les Mis on dvd? Yes. Did I just spend $14 on Amazon prime to watch it because I don’t have a DVD player? Also yes

Laying in bed and a wasp just flew past my face, someone call the fucking police

@ me

Almost got ran over in the Giant Eagle parking lot this morning and what a missed opportunity that was. Please come back sir, try again