Me: “babe what are you going out there” Chase: “looking up how much it would cost to start my own chick fil a” Excuse me what?😂

Me: “Chase if you come shower with me I’ll take the trash out” Chase: *jumps in the shower FULLY CLOTHED*

Celebrate life, love, and the ones you have. You truly never know what could happen tomorrow

This shit makes me fucking sick. I am so fucking sorry Don

BREAKING: Derek Chauvin has been convicted on ALL charges in the killing of George Floyd. #DerekChauvin #GeorgeFloyd

To all my friends that got a little piece of justice today, I LOVE YOU❤️💜

This baby really teasing me...thought it was time🙄 13 more days

Tell me how I’m supposed to get on my dog for eating something when the only way I know he ate something is cause he threw it up..... whole

one of my regulars told me that when his wife died instead of a funeral they had a big ass party at a movie theatre & put together a 2 hour long video with clips & photos from all her best moments and that is absolutely how I want y’all to celebrate my life when it ends one day

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I’m sorry but how tf do you lose a potential murder suspect then only get on live tv to defend that you lost him? And why would the family only cooperate now bc their son is “missing”…disgraceful

Wtf is the point of health insurance if it doesn’t cover shit….

Women : "Let's stay up and have movie night!" *2 minutes into the 1st movie*