“...We are /not/ stopping in Kakariko. I don’t want to get shanked.”

“The hell is a Paya? No Kakariko.”

“Like hell I’m going to watch you swoon over an overgrown goldfish for days.”

“Idiot, stop staring at me! You know why you can’t have this.”

“He’s staring at me like I kicked a baby, god.”

“You little—! You don’t even like coffee! You only want it because I’m drinking it!” x.com/hylianvoe/stat…

“My life has crumbled into accepting I can never murder this little idiot without fucking myself over.”

“Yeah, yeah. Guess I’ll go fuck myself, ‘cause you somehow take up the entire bed despite being so damn twiggy.”

“What the hell— Link, unhand that thing! It’ll rip you apart!”

“Can it, you oversized salmon. You have as much combat experience as a Gerudo toddler.”

“....Is the kid talking about me?”

“I wouldn’t say he’s fond of me, necessarily.”

“The giants would like you to put a cork in it. Shouldn’t you be in school or something?” x.com/terrlblefate/s…

“In an outfit like that, I’d say you’re already failing at what you claim to be your talents. Tell me, what part of you thinks antagonizing people four times your size will end well?” x.com/terrlblefate/s…

“I’m sure. Scurry along, kid.” He waves his hand dismissively. x.com/terrlblefate/s…

“....LINK, PUT ON A SHIRT.”

“Fine, I’m leaving you to fend for yourself, then.”

“Ugh, that’s unnerving. You look like a toy I had as a kid.” He pushes the imp away with one finger. “I’m plenty of fun. But I’ve got adult sensibilities, and different priorities.” x.com/terrlblefate/s…

“You do need supervision, you goddamn fool.” x.com/hylianvoe/stat…

“Hear that? That’s the sweet sound of that oversized goldfish shutting up.”