Real lemon drop sippers know it’s vodka over tequila… sadly

i go over my budget everytime i go grocery shopping

If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself

Last month I had so many bad days I even gave myself the ick

1st of the month…wishing nothing but peace, happiness, and some racks fuck nigga

wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

my cousins are welcome any day i love when they come over 😂

them pink snails around the city genuinely creep me out 😂😂😂like what is that

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 Nahhh

my sisters house is 40 minutes away she’s so lucky i love her 😭

all that when you’re still a man at the end of the day…

When he tryna come back but you don’t like him nomore.

I’m gonna be in this nigga life until I kill him fr ngl

once my feelings turn into disgust baby just gon head and leave me alone 😭😩