not me asking my mechanic if it’s a necessary repair when he tells me my brakes are shot

happy wedding weekend to #Bennifer

Elamin Abdelmahmoud dives into all things Will Smith with Aricia Skidmore-Williams and co...plus I Am Legend finally gets some of the love it deserves. Wondery @popchatcbc BuzzFeed News podcasts.apple.com/in/podcast/wil…

Don't miss BuzzFeed News' Elamin Abdelmahmoud on Wondery! Elamin joined the podcast to discuss their favorite Will Smith roles, The Slap, and what’s going on with all that oversharing. 👀 podcasts.apple.com/in/podcast/wil…

if everyone would just put aside their differences and combine the ketchup packets from their kitchen drawer, we could start a legit ketchup colony

Why are people doubting me? Don’t you know I’m a libra ?

prepare yourself, my season is upon us

hands down my fave ep to record to date!

As an Argentina fan since December 2022 I can’t even put into words how much this all means to me

the only thing dry about this January is my skin

third year in a row!!!! #EvenTheRich

thinking of joining congress so I can finally realize my dream of becoming a meme

this weather has really taught me traffic signals are the very flimsy glue holding society together

more flags in this game than flag football

the absolutely ridiculousness of most of these Super Bowl commercials shows just how unwell our society has become

Blake lively mouthing shut the fuck up is proof celebs are just like us

literally every negative thing I’ve ever said about bennifer I take back now omg #dunkin

not me thinking this was north west on the red guitar #SuperBowl2024

LUDAAAAAAAAAA #SuperBowl2024

If D.A.R.E. ever needs a reboot, they're welcome to use these texts to myself from last night as evidence of the problems with drug use