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vibrator died, now I gotta use my taser

My poor parents…they used to have to listen to me and my sister belch the star spangled banner when we were so young.

US VETERANS BURN THEIR UNIFORMS AT AARON BUSHNELL’S VIGIL Source: alissa azar (active on bsky)

I laugh at this every year

Toda la semana // El Viernes

Me, checking my plane ticket and seeing it’s a Boeing 737:

No chick-fil-a sauce? No just a margarita

Entering my milf era 💦

Being an esthi student is so lit. I get like 4 Aveda facials week

I miss having skinny depression. Now I just have fat depression…

Wym cause I’m thick af

well here we go #debate2024

Donald Trump has no plan for you.

Project 2025 I’m down as long as I never see my man cause he’s at work and gives me an allowance

This will be me once I finally stop dating men and honor my truth.

Never quite got the point of BoJack Horseman until I started watching and began to feel like a sarah lynn.

Trust me

Women are the scariest and meanest they’ve been in quite some time

telling them to put the phone away is crazy