I've never heard my dog squeeel as loud ever... Poor Darbs. What should we go do today?

@benemover22 thanks! It's good... ;)

I honestly really do hate new ppl... Thanks LA for teaching me to not trust anyone... Time to devise a plan!

Ppl are retarded.... Give it up... Your not good at it and have made too many fuhk ups in ur plan. Revise w/o me involved carry on!

I kno I say I don't want kids but If I ever do have a little terror plss noooooo girls!!! BOYS ONLY I'd rather deal with dirt and jizz

Instead of annoying sass and priss frm a girl. Id rather dirt bikes, bruises,and boy drama over girly divaness.

Oh and condom talk over a dad w/ a shot gun waiting on the porch. If I have a kid it better be a BOY! No girls nooooo vomit in my mouf

@hmacft obviously but it happens!

Ohh it's Friday.... Right! Just another day

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Just found pics frm an old scene frm when I played snooki! :) hii srry still MIA yfrog.com/oe66aarj

Nothing worse when ur sleeps being disturbed by a loud snorer and my mr darbs snorin in my ear too :(

Oh and its always funny when I've been mia for a bit and go on again and get to check some favs tweets out!

And lastly its super cool to see that I have a ton of new followers even though I don't tweet u guys as often! So thnx! Xxoo let's do 10000

Right now all I want is for it to be a little quieter so I can lay relaxed for a few mins w/ mr pug in something near silence!

What's ur definition of peace?

Peace to me is those calm quiet moments right before I fall asleep happily!